Let’s see. We’re going to build a system to monitor all Internet traffic coming in and out of the country. Hmm… The only other country to do this well is this communist, authoritarian regime over in the East. Hmm… Our democratically inclined, freedom-loving population might mistake this for some dystopian, Orwellian, Stepford-like scheme for the [...]
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What Idiot Names These Things? Perfect Citizen? Come On!
Posted in Uncategorized on 07, 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Funny and sad
Posted in Uncategorized on 06, 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Great parody of BP as they try to contain a coffee spill. Really sad that this is referring to an actual event. And probably played out this way.
Tangled Web
Posted in Uncategorized on 11, 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Funny. With slacker, facebook, my blog, twitter, linked in, etc. all connected I can say the dumbest thing now and it gets sprayed across the internet in 50 locations. The other day I closed my car trunk and Plaxo got updated.
Kids are funny about gadgets
Posted in Uncategorized on 10, 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The other day I was watching some young kids get all excited about getting their first email accounts. “YOU CAN ADD PICTURES AND SEND THEM!” or “LOOK IF I RESPOND IT SORTS THE MESSAGES INTO CONVERSATIONS. COOL!” or “WOW THAT WAS REALLY FAST!”. And I was thinking that was really cute how they get all [...]
Breaking News: Innovation dead at Microsoft!
Posted in Uncategorized on 11, 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The headline is obviously me being funny on a couple fronts. I don’t think it would be news to many people that Microsoft is no longer innovating – at least not outside of developer tools. I was just reading an article on cio.com Windows 7: The Five Most Talked-About Features. It was informative on a couple of [...]
Where is the “please walk to the exits”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bernanke, economics, economy, Fed, markets, media, news on 10, 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
In a fire there is usually some either official or self-anointed person who tells people to please walk to the exits in an orderly fashion. This is usually required to counter that ever-present, panicky, over-caffeinated person who is screaming and running to the exit. This is the same person who manages to extract intense drama [...]
Outside the Herd
Posted in Uncategorized on 08, 31, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Being mainstream is helpful in a lot areas. Being social, the clothes you wear, picking a plumber or a new camera, buying a car – wisdom of the crowds tends to pay off. In a lot of the things that are important to me however, it’s a lot better to move outside the herd. Investing, [...]